[center][color=00aeef][b]Hikaru - The Forest[/b][/color][/center]


Hikaru woke up in the forest. It was strange how quickly his death pushed him somewhere else. No Limbo, no darkness, no heaven (or hell, although Hikaru doesn't think he did anything exactly wrong, Hikaru led perfectly normal life). It just happened... instantly. he didn't even have a chance to think about what happened. It just did. Ahh yeah, car accident, how [i]cliche[/i]. Hikaru read some stories about people being reincarnaited, but this was ridiculous ! Fucked up family full of cultists and baby making human machines... what the hell was wrong with them ?! And they said he needed to get married and get a bunch of kids because it's a [i]tradition[/i]... F**k them all ! They mentioned some sort of curse... Heh... sad thing is that once Hikaru escaped their madness he barely lived 3 years. Yep, this sucked, horribly. All he wanted is to end up as a bachelor, live a happy life of a single and if needed visit prostitutes to get laid ! Simple, effective, no needed drama which is part of normal relationship. No responsibilities. But of course some fag driving shitty truck needed to hit him head on. Gah... 

Well... at least he's still alive ! Although Hikaru couldn't help but look around confused. If he reincarnated wasn't he supposed to be reborn as a baby, screaming and wailing in clear shock. Well it certainly was something that Hikaru didn't expect. Well it was time to check himself, huh. Wait... why Hikaru walked in such a strange way, so close to the ground... He noticed small pond nearby and moved in to check out his reflection. Hikaru trembled in shock and howled (?!).

No no no no NO F*****IG hell no ! Now he remembered that sh**ty curse promise ! And in the end it turned out true ?! That after death Hikaru would end up as a dog and the only way to revert it was by getting into serious relationship and getting married after. SERIOUSLY !? What the sack full of bulls**t ! He always prided himself in being a single, bachelor ! Hikaru growled in anger clearly not happy with situation, not only he doubted he could just go and pay for sex as a FU***NG DOG, but even get it in first place ! Oh well, maybe those hentai legends about girls liking besti... no no no. Don't move into the subject, too much. What surprised him is that once he released another bark, he felt like information moved back to him. It was like...

[i]Echolocation...[/i]

Once clearly pissed, suddenly stopped and thought about it. Hikaru just proved that he wasn't exactly normal dog, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. He repeated the bark and received new sort of information. Wind, Trees, Sounds of Crickets, Random Guy Throwing Axes On Nearby Trees... wait, what ! Hikaru wanted to move away and have nothing to do with some stranger, but he needed information. Of any kind. And in nearby vicinity there was no one else. So calm and yet so scary and spooky. Well, he could try the middle ground and walked to him. Sit in place, and barked 'Woof' three times to get his attention and whined after. Maybe he will help him out ? Labrador retriever dogs are pretty cool after all, huh ?