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Character Concept: Griefer

Name: Pubert the Penetrator

Gender: Male 

Background: Well, shit man. I accomplished nothing in life, really. All I did was make squeakers rage in Minecraft and COD. Boring parents, boring house, never had a job. Why am I even bothering to tell you this when I could be ganking you? See you in the next life bitches! Oh, and I died doing your mom. N00b. (He actually choked on some undercooked steak gristle whilst spawn knifing on Black Ops). I'm going to be Pubert the Penetrator, a badass fuckin' elf that can shank n00bs with a knife on his dick. Ultimate victory. But he's like real noble and elfy and pretty and crap, so nobody suspects that he's an asshole.

Level: "You start at level 1." 

Class: Thief/Assassin

Race: They will never suspect the noble elf...

Attribute: Finesse

Gift: "Seriously Dude?"- Pubert has a random chance to penetrate his opponent's chest cavity with his weapon, using a magnificent leaping lunge. As the gift grows, the chance of this attack connecting, penetrating armor, and meeting the heart increase. The gift can be used only once per battle and starts with a low chance of success determined by a trio of six-sided dice, with the attack initially only working with a roll of three. Each level gained increases the chance by one dot (1-1-1 at first, then perhaps 1-2-1, then 2-2-1..), up to a 50% chance and no more.

Equipment: Gorgeous green elven garb, all shiny and with gold trim and a little silver leaflet crown. Below the belt, however, is a hidden codpiece with a titanium spring triggered foot-and-a-half blade that pops out between the legs and emerged through the crotch.