[quote=@Efficacy]
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If that's what you think, then so be it. I don't suppose you'll explain to me exactly why I'm a "moron who shouldn't be breathing," Then?
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You don't just give things to people nobody knows. They'll run off with it or worse. Your requirements for receiving the message evidently weren't that strict, considering everyone who got one.