[quote=@Verdaux]
I'm gonna cry in the corner now that my guy is being compared to a simple lasagna-face with brother issues...

[i]He's got momma issues.[/i] It's a whole different world.

[hider=Actually...]I'm honored that my writing is comparable to that of a morbidly obese geezer that makes a hit by making fantasy a rehashed history book.  Also joking around on this.[/hider]
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I mean, "...dog of the Royal Family."

But for reals, I dig Ebenezer. What would an RP be with the resident badass?