[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFz8oOAPM-c[/url]

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I'VE ROLEPLAYED ALL OVER THE WORLD: JAPAN, MEXICO, THE ALPS, THE INDIE CIRCUIT, AND NOW I'M HERE TO TO TAKE MY BOUNDLESS EXPERIENCE TO [i]THE GRANDEST STAGE OF ALL.[/i] ROLEPLAYERGUILD DOT COM, [b]WHERE THE BIG BOYS PLAY.[/b]

I'M HERE FOR ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY, THE [b]WORRRRLD ROLEPLAYING FEDERATION HEAVYWEIGHT INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIIIIIP BELT,[/b] AND I AIN'T GONNA STOP UNTIL IT'S 'ROUND MY CHAMPION'S WAIST, BABY. I'M A ONE-MAN STEAM LOCOMOTIVE OF [b]PAAAAAIN.[/b]

WHO'S GOT THE GUTS, THE GUMPTION, TO STEP UP INTO THE RING AND GO ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE CHAMP? I'M TAKIN' ALL COMERS, ALL SHAPES AND SIZE. I'LL KNOCK 'EM ALL DOWN.

BECAUSE I AM. [b]THE CHAAAAAMP.[/b]