[quote=@Witch Cat]
Hi! So, don't worry, I'm not being held hostage. That title was overly dramatic but what ever.

So, hi!(Again) As you may have guessed, I'm new here! (And terrified) I don't know much about role-playing to be honest with you. I just joined so I could possibly sharpen my writing skills, and have fun doing so.
So yah, I have no idea how things work here, but hey I know how to snazz up my profile so that's a good thing. But the forums, the people, how things work here, all new to me. It's like loosing my role playing virginity, so this is special. 
Well, uhh, and a little disclaimer. I won't be active for a bit as my computer is going under some... complications, and I'm currently writing this late at night with my phone after just realising the whole spambot scandal is over, and I can register now, woo! So, excuse any mistakes you may find in this post (Topic?). I swear my writing is much better than this!
So in conclusion, I'm new, I'm scared, I know very little, a hand to hold would be nice. And that's why this post is all over the place.

Once again, thanks a bunch you lovely people! Hope to meet all of you soon~

(Oh and if it isn't obvious enough, a little guide on how to survive here would be VERY helpful)
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Hello love. Haley here. You can call me Blue as well. First off, I'm the random one and the Spam forum is lovely, okay. Don't trust the person above. They are not to be trusted. They are keeping you away from your fun. There is no reason to be scared, however the crazy train boards in an hour or so, so do avoid that unless you wish to be dragged into an [i]actual[/i] oblivion. 

My cookies are safe. You can have one. The monkeys, squirrels and koalas are my friends. Everyone here has friends, and I will introduce you to a few people if ya want.