You could probably make a blog about that sort of thing, "Politicians fucking up ordering food." List the taco bowls, the people who order chain pizza in NYC or eat pizza with a fork, all those politicians who get the wrong toppings for their cheesesteaks when they visit Philadelphia, etc etc. 

Like, I think that's the one thing I could do if I ran for public office. I'm ugly, I can't give a speech, I'm not particularly outgoing, but when I go to a restaurant I don't order off the bland suburbanite part of the menu. Vote for me and I'll eat the right goddamned food.