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Hearing both people ask if he could take Theo home, Jack gave a sheepish smile and rubbed the back of his head. Looking down at his friend who now was now soundly in a drunken sleep snoring softly and every once and a while muttering something under his breath.
"Well ... you see I'm not really sure I can. It's a long story but regardless Theodore's land lady and I have a history and if she sees me in building she'll most likely do something to me that would probably kill me. Not mention Theodore here wouldn't be happy if I took him home, again due to another long story he'd most likely be very unhappy if he knew brought him home and Theo's wrath is something I'd rather not face." Jack stated feeling kinda bad having just bad mouthed his own friend while he lay passed out in front of him, but it was true. Theo when he did get pissed off wasn't exactly pleasant.

Giving a a sigh Jack thought for a moment then looked at the two people with his friend, aware surly right now he must look like the worst friend in the world. "So... with that I'm wondering if I could get one of you to take my dear friend here home. He's it highly unlikely he'd lose it at a stranger, although by look of him he's not in much of a state to do much. Regardless, of that his land lady will be keeping an out since one of her tenants are out and I afraid of the psycho Russian. Look I know it sound really sad, it the truth, but look I'm also willing to compensate you for your time." Jack stated sounding a touch embarrassed, wishing Theo had shown a level of self control and not put himself out for the count. Leaving his friend in quite a predicament, brave a scary land lady or trust a stranger to get his friend home. The second option was preferable, although he had a feeling he might just have to be brave and going with option one.

The mere idea of having to go near Theo apartment building sent a shiver up Jacks spine. as once he got Theo into his apartment he had to brave the pair of devils Theo kept, devils that set of a sensitive allergy he had. This allergy being one Jack would rather not talk about. As if reading his mind Theo muttered quite clearly about how Jacks allergy to cats. Making Jack frown, he was going to make pay for putting himself out. 
"So can either of you help me out here?" Jack asked trying to move passed what his friend had just muttered about.