North Carolina weather goes a little something like this.

Cold. Sometimes snow.
YOU WANT SPRING? YOU THINK SPRING IS LATE HERE IS ALL YOUR POLLEN HAPPY NOW.
After the singer day of pollen, the young North Carolinian sheds all semblances of clothing to prepare for the immensely dry heat and the overbearing humidity. The weather changes between the two different heat types at least fourteen times daily, that is, if you stay in your little five mile by five mile spot, otherwise, just call it hell.
Autumn, the most wonderful and peaceful time of the year. Leaves crunch and the weather is cooling down with just the perfect precipitation chance.