When Luigi looked over all he would see was a plumber with an arm embraced about a pile of snacks. In his right arm was a full bucket of buttered popcorn, and on top of the popcorn, were three chili dogs. His hand clutched a bottle of Koopa Cola that every now and then his left hand would swing by to grasp up and feed into his mouth. Currently, he was porking on two dogs at once both protruding from his mouth and slowly being whittled away like logs being forced into a wood chipper. Closing his eyes, Mario was at least polite enough to finish chewing his food before he bothered to answer his brother. He swallowed down his food with a weighted and audible gulp and then expelled an obnoxiously loud belch that caused several audience members to snap their heads back at him and give him glares.

Mario glared back at them and grumbled, [color=0072bc]“I don’t even know why I’m here. Card games are for nerds.”[/color]

His brows crashed together when he noticed one of the audience members peering back at him. Beneath her round toad hat, she had brown pigtails tied by pink bows and large circular-framed glasses. She was smiling at him, her fingers rising to her lips to stifle a giggle, and when she laughed Mario’s blue eyes grew when he saw her ample bosom quivering.

[color=0072bc]“On second thought…I think I like me some nerds.”[/color]

Mario shoved the food he had been munching on into Luigi’s arms and quickly rose from his seat to go climbing and side-stepping around people.

[color=0072bc]“If I don’t come back, then don’t come lookin’ for me!”[/color]