[b][h3][color=gold]La Bandita[/color][/h3]
Local: Toad Town
[sup]Operation: Stealin' From Dweebs[/sup]
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Bonnie laughed to herself silently as she watched the Cap-Card tourney from the roof of a shop a street away. With all the commotion, the big crowd, the excitement, the people all focusing on some dumb card game. This was easy pickings! La Bandita was about to make a big score, that was for certain. She could easily steal from a majority of the people in the crowd, and she was sure most of them had brought their decks, filled to the brim with rare cards that could be fenced for large sums of coins. The thought of so much money in her sack almost made her drool in anticipation, but she opted instead for a sly grin.

Bon hopped down onto the street with a slight [color=gold]"Oomph"[/color] and made her way towards the big crowd, her light bag slightly swaying with each step. She emptied it out for the big steal today, the only things left in it were bombs (both smoke and regular) and The Giant. After all, she was sure the authorities would follow her after robbing the town blind, and she didn't want to walk into a fight empty handed. 

Once she had gotten close, she eyed the resistance. There were quite a few number of guards here, yes, but that simply meant she knew where most of the opposition was coming from. Keeping her grin on, she walked closer to the crowd. The stands would be difficult to navigate quickly for anyone but her, ensuring that any people dumb enough to try and get their money back themselves would probably fall on their faces. [color=gold]"Hah! Whata perfect plan!"[/color] Bon laughed to herself. Truly, she was a villainous mastermind.

With incredible deft speed, La Bandita took off, zigzagging through the stands with her bag open and loosely throwing wallets, purses, and occasionally even food into her magic bag. Quickly, people took notice of the interruption, and many began shouting incoherently. This garnered the notice of the guards, who realized that something was going on. It seemed like both the players stopped too, unable to concentrate at this noise. To this, Bon couldn't help herself from giggling, snorting, and then openly laughing fairly loudly. What a dumb event, who the hell holds stuff like this outside? These people would get eaten ALIVE back at Rogueport! Of course, her merriment was short lived. When she had stolen from a toad who looked like she had actually went to school, Bon noticed a red and blue blur, with splotches of brown on it's head. She knew who this was, and she couldn't stop the [color=gold]"Aw, crap!"[/color] escaping from her mouth.

That was surely the famous Mario, the hero who took down thugs like her. Unless she ran like hell, he would beat the absolute crap outta her! With a sloppy hand, the rogue sealed her bag and leaped off the stands, before quickly running in the direction of the closest alley. Why did bad things happen to bad people so much?