Mao found himself at a bit of a loss as to what was going on right now: He'd come to the detention center alongside the others with the express intention of using a group of overgrown lizards to find out whether or not he could break his record for how many blows with a bō staff he could dole out before he got tired. Instead he was faced with a group of hanged lizards and a minor heart attack from being startled by the bucket. "[color=00746b]I'm on it, da![/color]" Mao barked before tear assing down the hall Smith had pointed to like the impulsive fool he was. 

Mao ran on his hands and feet, the staff wrapped in his tail bounced about wildly as he went. Upon reaching the end of the hall Mao came to an abrupt stop, the squeaking of his sneakers muffled only by the sound of his voice as he rather plainly went "[color=00746b]The fuck?[/color]". He wasn't sure what he'd expected, but it was definitely [u]not[/u] an ass sticking out of a window. He stood and stared for a minute, though whether he was focused on the plushness of the rear before him, the tail wiggling about frantically, or the sheer absurdity of the entire package before him was up for debate. He turned to look down the hall, then back to the rear, then shrugged, "[color=00746b]Welp, this is definitely a new one, da.[/color]" he said as he calmly set down his staff.

The monkey man lept up and firmly grabbed the figure by it's back legs, "[color=00746b]You might wanna suck in your gut.[/color]". After planting both of his feet on the wall to brace himself Mao gave a sharp tug that resulted in the strange woman being pulled free with a soft 'pop' and her being sent sprawling onto the floor. Being that Mao didn't have the wherewithal to let go he too was sent sprawling onto the floor. A pained groan escaped the extraspecies, "[color=00746b]Oh man, ow. I think I landed on my keys.[/color]". He continued to lay there and stare at the ceiling, not caring to do much more at the moment besides tighten his grip a bit to make sure his captive didn't get a foot free to go kicking him in the head. After a few seconds of this Mao finally decided to pipe up "[color=00746b]I got 'em guys! Someone bring the cuffs so I can get off this floor. It's uncomfortable.[/color]".