Now we duel in the hypothetical?

It's taken me a month to care enough about battling hypothetical arguments again about the redundantly hypothetical. I do so, in the most drunk of tenses, and I hope never to insult with these random etchings in to eternity's vast buttocks of cybernetic space.

Well Myron too is packed with over-powered abilities that could be made in to slang OP over several turns of preparation that might block extreme offenses such as lightning bolts and time paradoxes. I was not initially expecting to use them, and I assume they would take too much for my feeble fingers to write how many preps it might take to summon them.

Perhaps it is I who should forfeit?

I don't know, does it matter? Oh great entity that depicts what is important later, would you mind dictating what comes next?

Oh?

You don't give a shit, either? I totally understand. Let's go do something important with our lives, like make money, or wax our genitalia.