Moralistically speaking, I'd actually prefer to kick ol' Mahatma's ass, even though it would get me lynched/imprisoned/a ruined reputation for life, since despite his good work he still had some super dodgy moments such as approving of the South African Apartheid. Lbr though less people know of Bob Ross and it won't be public to anyone who knows who he is, so even though it would break my heart to do it I'd probably punch him and then wrap him up in a blanket like a burrito and bring him an ice pack and some warm tea, apologising all the way.

Odd socks or matching socks?