[indent][sub][u]Out[/u]

In my haste I forgot the date and left the
lights dimly on. Since my appetite
was shot, you will find me out to lunch,
so nobody’s at home and it’s better not
to go there, staring through the windows
and rattling at the doors; I’d gotten somewhat
bored and thought I ought to get some sun.
I think I wrote a note to whomever was concerned,
suggesting that they turn around and just join me out for lunch.
There is no point in knocking now the door’s been firmly locked behind me
on my way to lunch to escape that dreaded clock. 
I knew the lights were on from the moment I was gone,
but such was my haste for lunch I just didn't turn them off and if you want to leave
a message, after the tone, I might hear it once I’m back from lunch and someone’s
finally at home. My fingers are sick of letters so post-lunch I’ll use some knives to pry
the paper from the contents and throw them on the fire. The house is really empty
so I thought I’d save you time because there is no use in trying while I’m out to bloody lunch.
If you want to come then you absolutely should
but enough about the lights; I could have left them on for fun
since I won’t be touching blues and I’m not going near the blacks
and even if it bruises I will beat the darkness back with bulbs if I have to
and a note on the door: Currently I’m out to lunch, might be back at four.[/sub][/indent]
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