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[h2][b][color=8dc73f]KING BOWSER KOOPA[/color][/b][/h2][/center]

As the King of the Koopas races in his Bowser-Mobile, he suddenly hears a blood-curdling scream coming from the balcony of the Princess' Castle. Could it be she found him so soon? No, he couldn't have. Besides, she never screamed like that since at least the third time he kidnapped her. Could it be that someone managed to get to her first? Not on Bowser's watch! He slams on the peddle as his car drives as fast as it can, straight towards the target destination! He'll beat whoever is trying to kidnap HIS Peach and snatch her away from whoever laid their hands on her! 

[b][color=8dc73f]"Don't you worry Princess,"[/color][/b] he says to himself, [b][color=8dc73f]"I'm comin' for you! Only I have the right to kidnap yo~![/color][/b]

Suddenly, six thunderous flashes of neon light came bursting right from the castle, going the opposite away towards the very outskirts of the Kingdom! This startled Bowser to the point where he almost lost control, crashing into a few market stands, but was able to quickly regain control as he makes a hard left back onto the road.

[b][color=8dc73f]"What the hell was that?!"[/color][/b] he roars as he continues driving, [b][color=8dc73f]"Hmph! That's it! Time to go for plan B!"[/color][/b]

He then presses his device's red button, which calls in the disguised Koopa Clown Car. It automatically homes in on Bowser's current location like a GPS system as it begins to loose it's disguise, revealing the large unmistakeable smile on it's front. Bowser then puts his foot on the breaks as he leaps high into the air, directly into the Clown Car. He then noticed that the screams from Peach had finally stopped. Surely the Mario Bros didn't just come in and save the day, right? No, this was an ominous cut-off. As Bowser moves to the balcony of Peach's castle, he suddenly hears a strange crackle echoing from within the chambers. It didn't sound like a classic evil laugh, rather it was more... crazy. Insane. Whoever was inside that castle was surely knocked in the head way too many damn times. Then, it spoke:

[i][b]"How pristine, how beautiful, how Rarrrrre!!!"[/b][/i]

That does it. This sly nob-job is now hitting on Peach?! How dare he! It was time to show this guy who's boss! It's SHOWTIME! As soon as the Koopa King was close to the balcony, he jumps off and rolls onto the floor, crashing into the doors and making quite an entrance. As he stands up, he roars as he asserts his dominance. 

[b][color=8dc73f]"HEY!"[/color][/b] he roars as the dust clears, [b][color=8dc73f]"WHO'S THE WISE GUY TRYING TO KIDNAP THE PRINCESS? ONLY I AM ALOWED TO DO THAT! ONLY ME!"[/color][/b]