Hello my friends. We are,as you can clearly see, [i]TheColdOnes[/i]. Why the name? Because we are, as clearly stated by our username, Cold. Why? Why the fuck else you little shit heads. I apologize, that was John. He's cranky right now, because he's Cold. We all are. That's why we are TheColdOnes. There are approximately 5 of us, there used to be 6, he died. Of hypothermia. Either that or John killed him. Can't remember. Anyways, there's Hon(Me), John, Ron, Don and Gertrude. He's(Yes, [u][b][i]HE[/i][/b][/u]) miserable, mainly because he sucks but also because he's dinner. Maybe. I think I've gone on long enough. Farewell