[@NuttsnBolts] Puncraft!  The darkest of arts!  Ahead of math and actual witchcraft by a fair margin if I do say so myself.  Love the idea though,  that could be an entertaining diversion.

I do believe you're allowed to call them a pig if they give you Swine Flu,  along any other expletives you see fit.  Then again etiquette's never really been my strong suit,  so take that with a grain of salt.  What do you do for a living?  If you don't mind me asking.