[h3][color=ed1c24]Mario[/color][/h3]
[b]Location: Toad Town - Streets[/b]
[b]Mentions:[/b][@Jensoman][@tex]


[b]EWWWW![/b]

Mario scowled, jerking up his pants. [color=0072bc]“What do you mean ‘Ew!’ You little shit!”[/color]

Jr. Troopa then dodged his ass and sent a kick flying straight against his skull. Mario’s head turned, his teeth clenching as a slow-mo BRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH! dragged out from him. The plumber stumbled and fell onto his rump, clapping a hand over the throbbing pain he felt on the side of his head.

[b]Nasty tricks like that won’t work on ME!!![/b]

Mario’s eyes snapped open as a sharp glare was directed at the egg. He bore his teeth like an affronted wolf and rose to his feet. Snapping his suspender straps back into place, Mario’s hands balled into enraged fists as he gazed down at the egg. His eyes flicked above Jr. Troopa’s head and then back down at him, and then suddenly back up as they widened in surprise. He dramatically thrust out a finger and exclaimed:

[color=0072bc]“MAMA MIA! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?”[/color]

Whether Jr. Troopa was dumb enough to look or not, he would rush the egg. His right leg swung back and like a professional soccer player, he would threaten to kick Jr. Troopa with so much force to send him spinning like a soccer ball into the squad of goblins that had been racing up behind him. He would fight the egg in the middle of another battle if he had to. The Koopa was annoying!