[i]"Where am I?" [/i]The yeti groggily and very loudly asks as the chair sheds a few splinters into the floor.

[i]"You are in a tavern that exists everywhere, when and why, that incredibly doesn't discriminate in any way that isn't run by robots." [/i]The man states while slowly sipping the Long Island Ice Tea. [i]"This is excellent by the way, and thank you my dear, I think our colossal friend here is recovering, my name is Elias Pennine."
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[i]"Everywhere and when? I remember hearing my gathering's leader calling this place Honkers holy house of Havoc and Booze..." [/i]The yeti blurts out crudely before the chair snaps below this veritable giant, the man chuckles and continues sipping the drink.