(Meant to be funny, but not necessarily untrue. Enjoy) [u]7 Steps to Finding an RP Partner[/u] Step 1: Lower your standards Only stuck-up people insist on things like rules and mutual expectations. Step 2: Write an advertisement with tons of unnecessary personal information Everyone wants to know what your cat's name is... everyone. Step 3: Lie about your interests Of course you'd love to do an RP about 12 year-old fandoms you've never heard of. Step 4: Forfeit any shred of dignity "Fade to black?!?" That's no way to have fun! Step 5: Let everyone know you'll play "male" The Mary-Sues will be clawing each other's heterochromatic eyes out to be your partner. Step 6: Learn to appreciate anime Seriously, you're going to be really limited if you can't accept this one. Step 7: Anything (age) goes Don't be a jerk and request that your partners be a certain age. After all, I'm sure you have lots in common with people ten years your junior in real life.