[quote=@Ellri]
Except for magic, of course. But we doubt you have access to that.
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Shh.... Nobody should know of the Secret Order of Fretting...

[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
Make-up. If it's for keeping up appearances at work and you work in a professional setting, that'd be the way to go. If you work at the sort of job where the make-up wouldn't stick, then I'd imagine that same type of work wouldn't mind bruises. 
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Hmm, I hadn't thought of that before. Thank you for the tip, Vilage!