I'm not the best at introductions, but here we go. 

I'm a cranky college student who's been roleplaying since she could talk. Okay, maybe not [i]that[/i] young. I'm a socially awkward [color=8dc73f]green[/color] bean who lurks rather than posts, but I will post if something catches my eye. I'm a giant weeb, too. I enjoy reading fanfictions and highlighting all the spelling and grammar mistakes because I'm a jackass. 

To sum up;
Cranky, awkward Jackass. You might as well just call me that.

So... 'Sup. I've arrived. Hello. Ciao. Aloha. Salut. 

You get my point.