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[h2][b][color=8dc73f]KING BOWSER KOOPA[/color][/b][/h2][/center]

[color=0072bc][i]“Wait… what?”[/i][/color] Mario said in confusion, [color=0072bc][i]"What do you mean someone caught her first?”[/i][/color]

Bowser made an mental sigh in his head, seemingly relieved that he is coming to an understanding of the situation. Yet as he tries to explain, he sees the bandit Bonnie come into the door, issuing a confused [b][i][color=gold]"Huh?"[/color][/i][/b]. He wanted to greet the thug, but regardless he didn't.

[color=8dc73f][b]"Yeah,"[/b][/color] Bowser answers with a nod as he crosses his arms, [color=8dc73f][b]"Someone actually beat me to kidnapping her for once in awhile. I mean, heh, not like I waaaaaaas gonna kidnap her, but you see~"[/b][/color]

As he begins to explain himself, a newcomer then came on screen, this one being the drunken wreck, Soggy Dry Bones. 

[i][b]"Hey King Bowser did you get peach already!? Where is she at? Have you whisked her away already?"[/b][/i] As he came in shouting to Bowser, he noticed the other two in the room as well. [i][b]"Well if it isn't the great Mario, I bet you've come to stop us, but this time the great Koopa King has a plan that you'll... uhh you'll never... uhh... what? Is this some sort of joke? Was it this other bandit over here? Since when do bandits steal princesses?"[/b][/i]

An annoyed sigh growls from the King's maw as he facepalms himself.

[color=8dc73f][b]"Shut up Soggy Bones..."[/b][/color] he says disgustingly at the Dry Bones, [color=8dc73f][b]"Just, shut up."[/b][/color]

Bringing his fingers to his forehead, Mario closed his eyes to push away the headache that threatened to overwhelm his consciousness.

[color=0072bc][i]“All right; everyone just shut up! It’s just me and Lizard Breath talkin’ and no one else.”[/i][/color]

Mario then directed his hammer at Bowser and warned: [color=0072bc][i]“You got one minute to explain what happened here before I beat it outta you.”[/i][/color]

[b][color=8dc73f]"Must it always result in senseless violence?"[/color][/b] growls King Koopa under his breath. 

He then coughs once and finally begins to explain himself.

[b][color=8dc73f]"So here I was,"[/color][/b] Bowser begins, [b][color=8dc73f]"Just cruisin' along the Mushroom Kingdom on my sweet ride to go and meet the Princess right? You know, the usual. As I made this one turn, I suddenly hear this loud-ass scream coming from the Castle's balcony, already identifying it as Peach's, which then happened to have like 6 beams of light come out of it! I being both puzzled and worried, then quickly head to the castle, transferring onto my Koopa Car I had conveniently had (which you destroyed god damnit), and happened to get up to the balcony where I met this Count Collector or somethin'. Looked verrrrrrry much like that creep Count Bleck from way back when, only with some differences. Apparently he wanted to add Peach to some sort of "collection" of his, even having her trapped in some card. I tried to get her back, but was unsuccessful and now they're god knows where. Probably in another castle, which ain't mine lemme tell you that."[/color][/b]

That must've been more than a minute, but regardless he told them all that he knew.