[quote=@Witch Cat]
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Tis' a rhyme Atlas seeks?
Though his powers may reek,
he truly is quite the keep.
And though Jaklo may seem like an opposite,
Like a Democrat to a Communist,
But by the word of the Psychologist,
Everyone ships Jaklo x Atlas #forbidden love
(Fan Fact: Coal was to rhyme all he said, then that idea quickly went dead. It was too much work for little old me, why couldn't I see? Also I suck at rhymes)
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You tend to lose your sex drive after 148 years lmao. Like, vampires shouldn't have any romantic interest when they get old enough due to all friends dying on them
(Also, Atlas was raised on Victorian values. That means no homo, I'm afraid. Even if he still had any interest in romance)