[h3][color=ed1c24]Mario[/color][/h3]
[b]Location: Toad Town - Streets ---> Peach's Castle[/b]
[b]Mentions:[/b][@Kafka Komedy][@Jensoman][@tex][@Lmpkio][@rechonq]


[b]Must it always result in senseless violence?[/b]

Mario smirked. [color=0072bc]“When dealin’ with the princess’s number one kidnapper, uh, yeah.”[/color]

[color=0072bc][i]Scumbag…[/i][/color], he thought. What a dumb question from such a vile creature. His actions in the past and even now deserved the wrath of every sturdy splinter that comprised his hammer……he might have saved the world once, but it was only because the world was in danger that they shared a common goal. Bowser was still Bowser. Resting the mallet on the ground, Mario crossed his hands over the pummel and leaned upon it, listening to Bowser’s explanation.

[b]So here I was…Just cruisin’ along the Mushroom Kingdom on my sweet ride to go and meet the Princess right?[/b]

Mario spat, [color=0072bc]“Pft! You must think me an idiot if I’m gonna believe that, Goomba Shit. The entire kingdom knows about your sick kidnappin’ fetish.”[/color]

He then muttered under his breath, [color=0072bc][i]Just about as bad as shy girl’s kleptomania…[/i][/color]

The scream part was true. The whole kingdom must had heard it.

Stroking his thick manly moustache in thought, Mario mused over what Bowser had said so far about the enemy resembling Count Bleck. Could they have been related?

His hand then moved to his head as he reached beneath his red cap to scratch his scalp.

[color=0072bc]“Do you think Count Bleck and Timpani might have…had a kid before they gone went off and saved the world?”[/color]