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But does he know why kids love the delicious taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Checkmate.
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No, he eats Special K to remain fit and healthy. 
The teen is more of an adult than a vampire that's hundreds of years old. 
Now, Count Chocula, give up your unexplainably juicy Starburst!