[hr][hr][center][h1][b][i][color=goldenrod]Valona[/color] & [color=a187be]Kyra[/color]
vs.
Two Nasty Orcses[/i][/b][/h1][hr][b]Location:[/b] On the road where the bitch fit was being pitched; Storehouse -  Gorlf Northern Territory - About 90 minutes a head of the wagon, about an hour from the cave in the other direction
[b]Interacting With:[/b] Each other, Two Nasty Orcses[hr][b]Mention Tag:[/b] [@Lady Amalthea][/center][hr]
Valona's face looked like she was sucking on lemons when she listened to Kyra's "threats" on her person. [color=goldenrod]"Try it, human! See what happens!"[/color] A growl erupted from her tiny little frame and it was honestly a very amusing and disturing sight. She soon stopped her growling as the human then introduced herself by name. This was peculiar, usually humans were more judging than this but this one seemed different. Valona still didn't trust her.

Before anything else could be said, two orc scouts came wandering out of the woods and made even more threats on her person. This would [i]not[/i] do. The human offering her help in dispatching these smelly beasts was a surprise but not one that Valona was going to turn down. Without a word to her new acquaintance called Kyra, Valona turned to the two orcs and stuck her staff in the mud in front of her while she glared at them despite their being two whole feet taller than she was.

She spoke in their guttural, native tongue and pulled something from a pouch on her belt as she did so. [color=goldenrod]"Nalkren nice ro lat avo ukubmiav avo your deaavh penalavausan. Graaviavudeuk avo lat boavh."[/color] She grinned and watched as they began to fall around laughing. She looked up to the skies and gave a thumbs up before she ran forward in the slippery mud and let it slide her along another 10 feet or so as the orcs were preoccupied with laughing. She slapped her hands together before aiming them towards the two orcs that stood side by side as she drew closer and closer to them. 

Kyra was not one to wait, taking a few quick steps she moved over to the side and darted passed them while they laughed. Her body dropping low as she slid through the mud, turning and whipping around as she came to a stop at the edge of the tree line behind them. Her fingers tensing on the hilt of her blade as she drew it from its sheath. Crouching down low she smirked a bit as the water dripped from the strands of her hair. They're laughter would stop soon enough, granted she had no idea what the woman had said to make them fall out like this. She would have to ask; once they were dealt with. 

[color=goldenrod]"Haselan's grip!"[/color] Copious amounts of spider's web flew forth from her hands towards the two laughing orcs and began to encase them in the sticky, stringy substance that limited their mobility to an almost complete stand still. Rolling backwards away from the orcs, Valona looked towards Kyra and nodded her head towards them. [color=goldenrod]"I believe the choppy-choppy duties go to yourself!"[/color]

	[color=a187be]"On it,"[/color] she stated with a chuckle as she pushed forward and drove her blade through the backside of one of the orcs. The sound of metal slicing through leather, flesh, and bone emanating around the scene before her blade came out through the archer orcs chest. Blood pooling in the monsters mouth before it began to drizzle down over his oversized teeth like some demented waterfall. A swift kick to the orcs backside sent him sailing forward as her blade was pulled from the internal place it had rested. 

	Valona was quite happy with the outcome as she watched the first orc fall. She would be making the most of this kill once the other was down for the count. So many components and pieces to be sold... A wicked grin spread across her face as she thought about tearing the body apart. Norsa appeared to be coming out to play. Valona shook her head and staggered on the spot as she had an internal fight with herself. Grunts and groans and squeals could be heard if one was to pay attention to it.

	The other orc was not going to go down so quickly, his axe blade caught in the webbing quickly sliced through it after a few grunts before his arms flew out and the axe beard headed for Kyra's throat. Arching her back, she quickly flipped out of the way and landed down on one knee about ten feet from the beast. [color=a187be]"That's no way to treat a lady,"[/color] she taunted. 

	Valona had lost the battle... Norsa was out to play. [color=goldenrod]"Oi, ukmelpak ukhiav. Lat'd avhink lat'd ukmell beavavas afavas gith avhiuk waavas pouraumn ovas lat, noav woruke!"[/color] Norsa walked over and grabbed her staff out of the mud and walked forward confidently towards the orc's back that was still partially stuck in her web. She began to smack at his head with her staff as soon as she was close enough and she grinned as he tried to spin around to get to her but was unable to move. At least until he began hacking at the web around his legs. Krya perked a brow as she watched the scene unfold, well this was an interesting mess she was in. One Orc left and one psycho. What a day. 

	Norsa squealed in surprise and began cursing at herself. [color=goldenrod]"Dumb woman! You can't do that without getting swatted like a fly! Let me out!"[/color] Grunting and staggering back, Norsa held her head and moved out of reach from the orc. [color=goldenrod]"NO BITCH! I AM HERE TO STAY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, FOR FUCK SAKE."[/color] Norsa spat on the ground then and wiped her mouth with the back of her sleeve as she pulled her sling out and began firing rocks at the angry orc. [color=goldenrod]"Trausan agh fuckaumn nauk-ach alnej, lat no ukack waukave ro weaponuk!"[/color] Then a terrifying smile spread across her face. [color=goldenrod]"Or do lat have lul gijak-ishi..."[/color] Krya kept wondering what the hell this woman was saying to rile up the orc so much, whatever it was he was not happy. 

	The orc roared a ferocious roar and swung it's axe more and more at the web holding it in place. It was almost free and it's full attention was now on Valona/Norsa who was backing up while still firing small rocks at the beast. Oh well, his back was to Krya now, freaking idiot. Yeah, get all mad at the little woman talking to you and forget the one with the sword behind you. Fucking dolt. Standing up she simply walked over to the orc and with one quick clean swipe of her blade his head went toppling to the round and rolled a few times in the mud before it stopped. The look of anger still plastered on his face as his body began to slump, his knees buckling. Knees hitting the ground before his remains of his body fell forward and chest planted into the mud. Shaking her head she wiped the blood from her blade on her pants leg before sheathing it. 

	Seeing the human putting her weapon away again, Norsa decided it was in her best interest [i]not[/i] to pick a fight. Especially since she'd just killed the two orcs for her. Slipping her sling away and grabbing her staff, Norsa walked up to Kyra and held out a very muddy hand while she squared her jaw out, trying to make herself look more intimidating (yeah right, like that'll ever happen). [color=goldenrod]"I am Norsa, you've already met Valona. She's a bit of a whiny bitch but she's good with magic at least. I'm the one that does all the dangerous work! She'll be out later, right now I've cowed the dumb wench into submission and she's hiding. Also, just between you and me, she's a little crazy but shhh. That's just between you and me. I still don't trust you as far as I could throw you, and that ain't very fucking far, you're a bit of a big lass aren't you?"[/color] She tilted her head and poked Kyra's backside a little with her staff before shrugging her shoulders.

	[color=a187be]"Yeah, a whole four inches taller than you. I tell you I am a fucking giant,"[/color] Kyra stated flatly as she crossed her arms over her chest. Just how crazy was this woman? For fucks sake, maybe she should have stayed with the group today and let this one alone. She had to wonder if dealing with her was going to be worse than trying to mate with them two dead orcs on the ground. Letting out a long breath she just continued to watch the crazed one. Ones? Oh fuck it, one body, so on.

	[color=goldenrod]"Anyway, Valona is more than a little unhinged and likes to talk to herself and sometimes to me, usually she's talking to herself though because I really don't like her as a person. So thanks for the help with the orcs and I'd like to say nice meeting you but I don't like you so fuck it."[/color] Norsa spat at the ground to the side of Kyra's feet and dug a finger in her ear to clear out some of the water that was pooling there. [color=goldenrod]"Be seeing you, human!"[/color] Norsa began to walk away from Kyra backwards, not keeping her eyes off of her face as she retreated to the orc bodies. She ducked down and began to hack off their ears and rifle in their pockets.

	[color=a187be]"Well aren't you just full of yourself and them,"[/color] she said as she took a few steps towards her and noted her cutting the orcs ears off. Great, this was just getting better but she didn't think it was a good idea to let this one out of her sight. [color=a187be]"You don't have many choices right now. Stick with me in case more orcs show up; that was the second group I have dealt with today. Head south, where you are just going to run into a group of folks who aren't as friendly as me, or maybe they are more friendly than me. Some reason I think you would like that even less. Or I can leave you here gutting these two and let you take on the next batch alone. Which would you prefer?"[/color] she asked in a flat tone as her hands dropped to her hips. 

	Norsa made mocking motions with her hands, like two mouths flapping gums at one another before she blew a raspberry out at Kyra. [color=goldenrod]"What are you? My mother or some shit? Can't you just let me gut them and [i]then[/i] I'll follow you off to whatever happy-go-lucky land that you want to live in since you're so fucking obsessed with me?"[/color] She threaded the orc ears through a small bit of string that she had and tied them onto her belt. She stood up and then staggered backwards, holding her head.

	[color=a187be]"You were the one that said toodles and no I ain't but if I was I would bend you over my knee and give you what she should have. A hard smack on the ass. Keep it up and I will anyways."[/color]

	[color=goldenrod]"NO YOU CANNOT BLOODY COME OUT! I SAID NO NO NO NO! I can't... no you don't... why I oughta..."[/color] Her body crumpled to the ground and she began to shudder in the spot as she continued to spout profanities at herself. This went on for a good ten seconds before she sat upright, her head shaking like a wet dog and she looked up to Kyra, her cheeks positively rosy. She looked at the orc bodies in front of her and looked taken aback. [color=goldenrod]"Oh... uhmm... did I do that?"[/color]

	[color=a187be]"Oh bloody hell..."[/color] Kyra muttered under her breath as the other side of the woman came out. This was going to get on her nerves. Shaking her head she just shrugged. [color=a187be]"Kind of. Come on, let's get out of here before anymore show up. Come on,"[/color] she said motioning down the road as she pulled the head of her mantel back up and started to walk north long the tree line. Today was going to be a long day. 

	Valona stared down at the orc bodies and rolled her eyes. She knew she hadn't been responsible for it really but she didn't want this strange human knowing that she was aware of everything that Norsa did when she was kept prisoner in her own mind. She muttered to herself as she followed along behind Kyra, her hood left hanging around her shoulders since every inch of her was covered in rain water, mud and orc blood. She was surprised she wasn't falling onto the ground with the weight of it all on her really.

	Glancing over towards Valona, Kyra sighed a bit. The girl looked miserable. Glancing around she motioned with her head a bit and stepped off into the woods towards the west on the other side of the road from which she had appeared from before the fight. The canopy still wasn't helping really and it seemed Valona was as soaked to the bone as Kyra was. With the weather, they would need to find a place for camp early. She knew the wagon would be slow going today and they really would need shelter tonight. It was time to find some. 

	Mumbling and muttering to herself, Valona glanced down at the orc ears and shuddered. She had no idea why Norsa even wanted these damn things, they weren't any good for spell components! She worried then that Norsa perhaps wanted to eat them and she felt herself throwing up in her mouth a little. That was a disgusting thought. She huddled her cloak around her more and realised how foolish it was. They walked for some time until Valona was sure that she saw a small structure in the distance. [color=goldenrod]"Human! I mean... Kyra! There is a building a way to the West of us. Not too far away though as I can see it from here even through this horrendous weather. Shall we see if it is water tight?"[/color]

	[color=a187be]"Sounds great to me,"[/color] Krya said as she gave a faint smile over towards Valona and pushed her way through the brush towards the building. Getting to the door she looked around a bit as she drew her sword. The last thing she wanted was to get caught off guard right then. Looking over at Valona she placed her finger to her lips before moving it over to the handle and pushing it open slowly. Inside the place was mostly dry, only a few leaks near the walls. It was large enough inside, seemed to be some old storage place from the scattered bits of grain on the ground. It was large enough and there was a long dead hearth in the center that was dry and some wood piled up next to it. [color=a187be]"This will work nicely I think."[/color]

[hider=Translations]"How nice of you to submit to your death penalty. Gratitudes to you both." - Orcish #1
"Oi, smelly shit. You'd think you'd smell better after all this water pouring over you, not worse!" - Orcish #2
"Try and fucking reach me, you no sack waste of weapons!" - Orcish #3
"Or do you have flowers in your blood?" - Orcish #4[/hider]