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[h2][b][color=8dc73f]KING BOWSER KOOPA[/color][/b][/h2][/center]

Bowser growled in annoyance as Mario remarked on his "Bullshit". Hell, he didn't need to be that mean about it. I mean sure, a little mean, but c'mon now. Either way, as soon as he finished his speech, it appears it has raised some questions around the room. Bandita was the one who asked the most obvious of them all.

[i][color=gold]"Who the hell is Count Bleck? Or Timpani?"[/color][/i]

Bowser was going to respond, until Soggy filled her in... sorta.

[i][b]"Well since you asked so nicely, I'll tell you what I know about him. He was some weirdo who managed to force a marriage between Bowser and Peach in order to destroy the dimension or something. He was upset at something. He liked Timpani too I think. I know tippi helped Mario out some. It was a good time for drinking then, so yeah I did a lot of that."[/b][/i]

A sigh utters from Bowser's maw as he thought on crushing that dry bones with his bare fists. Regardless, he kept his cool.

[b][color=8dc73f]"Like that numb skull said,"[/color][/b] the King of Koopa remarks shamefully, [b][color=8dc73f]"Bleck is a damn weirdo. And lemme tell you that marriage was a phony. It wasn't real. Otherwise you wouldn't see me be kidnappin' her anyways right?"[/color][/b]

Then came the big theory of the day.

[color=0072bc][i]“Do you think Count Bleck and Timpani might have… had a kid before they gone went off and saved the world?”[/i][/color]

King Koopa would freeze like an ice cube when he heard that statement. Could something like that be possible? If it was, holy shit this would be quite a twist. Perhaps this plumber was onto something. Bowser simply glares at his nemesis as if he made the biggest offense in the entire Kingdom, only for that to become a sigh as he even scratched his head in wonder.

[color=8dc73f][b]"I don't know..."[/b][/color] he responded unsurely, [color=8dc73f][b]"But whatever that case may be, lemme tell you all something."[/b][/color]

He then raises his fist and points to the ceiling as he announces to everyone in the room.

[b][color=8dc73f]"We all gotta get Peach back from that crazy caped weirdo. That's a fact. Without her, this whole Kingdom is gonna fall. Plus, the ONLY one that gets to kidnap her is ME and ME only! And I'm not gonna let that guy take that advantage away from me! . . . *Sigh* Regardless, in order to save her, and must I add the Universe, I say we need to band together once again. We may be rivals or enemies or nemesises to one another, but we need to stick together if we're gonna have any chance on saving her and the entire World."[/color][/b]

He then reaches his hand out to Mario.

[b][color=8dc73f]"Red stache'."[/color][/b] he then remarks, [b][color=8dc73f]"We may hate each other with a passion, but I say let's bad together once again to get her back. Hell, if you do, I'll be a Mr. Nice Guy, and give your Kingdom one month free from me kidnapping her. That may not sound like much, but what will you rather have? A world WITH Peach... or a world WITHOUT her? Waddya say, ya ole' chap? Team up like good times?"[/color][/b]