[quote=@Scarifar]
Name: Miracle Maker
Level: 3
Attribute: LIGHT
Monster Type(s): Spellcaster / Gemini / Tuner
Effect: This card is treated as a Normal Monster while face-up on the field or in the Graveyard. While this card is face-up on the field, you can Normal Summon it to have it be treated as an Effect Monster with this effect:
[list][*]When you use this card as a Synchro Material Monster, you can also Fusion Summon an appropriate Fusion Monster using the Synchro Material Monsters as Fusion Material Monsters.[/list]ATK/DEF: 1000/800
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Oh sweet lord, please no.