[quote=Turtlicious]
ITT: Dervish makes light of rape.
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Relax and stop being so politically correct. You make it sound like I'm the first person to make a crappy joke about something terrible, which I'm pretty sure is how most comedians maintain their careers. Most people who know me know where my values stand.

Sure, it's tasteless. But so are dead baby jokes, racist jokes, holocaust jokes, and so on. 

The follow up joke was pretty much because "Oh my god! I am so sorry for offending your sensibilities." is something I reserve for people who have a personal reason to take legitimate offense to something. There world's full of terrible shit; if you don't make light of it once in a while, it becomes suffocating. Doesn't make the joke teller a bad person, despite what you may insinuate. 

TL;DR internet arguments are stupid, I'm not sexist nor advocating sexual assault, and you need to lighten up from whole wheat to rye.