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*Backs up to Prism's leg and stops*
Uh... I'm...
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*Pulls a knife out of the air*
Too dull.
*Throws it behind me and grabs a mace*
Too heavy.
*Throws that away and takes a spear*
Not painful enough.
*Throws that to the side*