They won't apologize.

 Also one sec
*takes Letter win/loss record beats it over the head, steamrolls it, burns it to a crisp, and launches it to interstellar space*

Relax. Ascot is still young, naive, and has a lot to learn. You have a lot to learn as well. Like that roleplaying is not meant to be taken seriously. You come here, you play and relax. Forget about life. If you do that you can enjoy this a lot more.