[quote=Dervish]
haha, this brings this back full circle. Dolphins are like the serial rapists of the sea and they're one of the few animals that murder other animals for the hell of it, which makes all the tramp stamps you see at the bar that much more hilarious. We should narrate nature documentaries.
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Dolphins have been recorded attempting to rape human females that work at aquariums with them

I'm going to have to emulate Karl Pilkington on this one

Dolphins. Don't need 'em, git rid of 'em.