I've killed a deer before.

But hunting sucks. You have to get up early, then sit around and do nothing in particular in the cold. And if that isn't working, you have to walk up hills and shit. And you don't get paid for any of it. Plus I'm not sure commune hippies get to hunt. 

You know, if I hadn't been raised in a redneck Missouri environment, I'm pretty sure i'd be completely incapable of doing any gun-stuff in RP's at all. It'd be some Bollywood shit.