[quote=@Awson]
Hey, suck my balls, guy.
[/quote]

Lots of great figures from history have been shorter than the average guy. Just look at Jean of Arc, Florence Nightingale or Marie Curie.

[quote=@genghismike]Saruman was actually pretty intelligent, cunning, and powerful.

Trump's an idiot.[/quote]

As funny as it would be to read, a story of an idiot bumbling his way to billions of dollars and the U.S. presidential election sounds like it'd belong in the fiction section to me. Not quite as silly as reductio ad hitlerum, but close. Hillary's "loose cannon" analogy seems a lot more fitting. Or just, y'know, politics on merits.