Storytime!

So I woke up yesterday, and get a rant from my GM. He's all upset because the thief just fucks around and doesn't really do much in the way of taking any of the hints he keeps smashing her in the face with. He even straight up gave her a quest and she just ignored it. His SO is also upset and she feels bad that my character died and while it wasn't the thief's fault, if the thief had been more involved, maybe it wouldn't have happened. I'm having a good time, honestly, but I do see where they are coming from, and agree that the thief needs to sort her life out. 

So we've given up on D&D apparently, and we're switching to Pathfinder. The GM says we can keep our old characters or roll new ones, either way we are starting at 2nd level. I dunno about anyone else, but both of my characters got free magic items out of it, too. so I roll up a cavalier and get free dragonhide plate armour. Masterwork, non-metallic full plate armour at 2nd level? Fuck yeah. Now I'm rolling an Inquisitor, and he gets an Everflowing Aspergillum. Free, unlimited holy water damage. Holy water is expensive as fuck otherwise, so this is dope.

The GM is still worried about shenanigans, though, so when I suggested that after these two serious characters, I would begin to descend into nonsensicality if the thief's antics resulted in the death of either or both, he encouraged me greatly. First up is a kobold cavalier on a riding python. Next is either a Fizban-level half-orc wizard, or a Riddick-esque svirfneblin who is going to out-thief the thief. Apparently the GM's SO is working on a character who may very possibly kill and eat the theif.

Then I figgered I would see if my girlfriend wanted to join in, then maybe we could roll characters together, and I wouldn't get abandoned all the time. But she's now worried that we worship Satan or something. I knew she was Christian, but she seemed really open-minded until I brought up D&D XD I think I managed to convince her that we don't worship Satan, though I'm not sure that being Pagan is any better to her... Fuckin' wild ride. I can't wait for Saturday. We might even do a back-to-back on Sunday, too.

Why is the spell checker not working no more?