[quote=@HereComesTheSnow]
so i guess to keep with the times i'll have to cram seventeen more powers that are fucking retarded down Jonas's urethral tract

the white death resurgence it is
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Seventeen? :lol Dude, Abe only has 6 abilities, even then only one of them is actually his strongest. The rest, if anything, don't even compare. I mean, you guys were passive-aggressively noting the same thing about Felicity's abilities, but as lovely pointed out, it was just covering what she's capable of. I think only a small handful of them were actually ones that she excelled at. 

And if there's a problem with me being as detailed as I possibly can with Abe's powers, than I will apologize for being thorough. Didn't know that making sure everyone knew exactly what he was capable of was a bad thing. :lol