[@xAsunaWolfx] AHAHAHHAHAH. Th-that's much more of a serious reason then how I cut my finger. BUT. I have gotten many papercuts. And those look extremely murderous. 
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[hider=And look at this.]
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[hider=What. How did I get here.]
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[sub]And kids. This is why you don't do some kinky cat tongue licky stuff, ok?[/sub]
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[hider= I want this pet. Vet. Get me this.]
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