[hider=Can't Spell Sexual Relations without Relosexual][center][h1][color=6ecff6]Dallas Relo[/color][/h1]
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[i]"DALLAS: Lafayette Street, Alameda, CA. If found, please return me to Jonas Highwind, Marcella Bonaparte, or the the nearest Chipotle."[/i]
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[hider=Zeus Children]
| [color=mediumpurple]Abe Rothschild[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"If it weren't for his dad's dick, we'd only have about a week of school for the whole year. Way to bring down the curve, chief."
Dallas couldn't pick him out of a lineup.

| [color=FBEC5D]Cecily Merrick[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"I ain't repeatin' myself."
See Zach.
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[hider=Hades Children]
| [color=f39f2d]Marcella Bonaparte[/color] {[color=c23023]⚜[/color]} |
"Don't let her fears fool you. That welcome mat ain't for show, fampai. She's taken all kinds of housewarming presents since I've known her. Cool as shit, though. Hear she turned Highwind's hair grey, can't complain about that."
Believe it or not, he likes her.

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[hider=Poisedon Children]
| [color=0086b3]Rhea Psomas[/color] {[color=c23023]⚜[/color]} |
"Is she the one who's always kinda giving me the doe eyes? She ain't bad. Kinda cute, but she could use a pep talk. 'Sides, Bay Area boys like me don't need another earthquake on our conscience."
He could probably get through to her and lighten her up if he had to, but he doesn't know her well enough.

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[hider=Hera Children]
| [color=peachpuff]Avery[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"Who?"
Who?

| [color=ACE6CA]Halo Douglas[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"Seriously, who? Is--ohhh. The International Man of Mystery Boners."
He's too old for Dallas to know him, but seriously, how do you miss the school's only sex-bender?
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[hider=Ares Children]
| [color=red]Jonas Highwind[/color] [s]{[color=000000]☠[/color]}[/s] {[color=0050cc]♫[/color]} |
"Fuck this guy. Fuck his gains, fuck his regimen, fuck his smirk, fuck his taste in waifus. I'm going to blind him in both eyes with a laser one day, if I don't cut his fucking head in half first. I'm going to fill his gas tank with sand and stick a zucchini in the tailpipe. I'm going to seduce his sister - not Dana, the other one - and I'm going to send him the video tape. I'm going to get rid of this smug otaku asshole one day...ah, hell, no I ain't."
Anyone who says that he doesn't have a brother enrolled in the school will promptly have their nose rearranged.
| [color=9e0b0f]Harada Dana[/color] {[color=008800]★[/color]} |
"I ain't a fucking tsundere."
He's got a soft spot for her, same as Jonas.
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[hider=Athena Children]
| [color=deepskyblue]Webster O’Connor[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"See, I was doing good there for a second, then you had to go and throw me another mook. Webster's a pretty simp name though desu."
Dallas would like him a lot less than his sister - if he knew or cared about him enough to realize he was Bekah's brother.

| [color=cadetblue]Rebekah Cross[/color] {[color=c23023]⚜[/color]} |
"She the one who handles all the homework, or the one who scissors Jonas' sister? Oh, fuck, she's both?"
Done more for him than St. Christopher ever has.
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[hider=Aphrodite Children]
| [color=0c85a3]Skye Woodsen[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"Doesn't seem like the worst thing Aphrodite ever put on this Earth. What with the sheer dearth of A+ guys here outside of the boy, shouldn't discount him."
If they were friends, the whole fifth year would be an iron curtain of chucklefuckery. Enough reason to keep him on the radar.

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[hider=Apollo Children]
| [color=6ecff6]Dallas Relo[/color] {[color=000000]☠[/color]} |
"My grandparents stopped sending me money for Christmas after I lost my first three baby teeth in Grandpa's arm. Pretty much set the tone."
A tried, true, and unimpeachable fuckup. But such a glorious one. The Fant4stic of sons of bitches.

| [color=wheat]Mariana Dixon[/color]  {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]}|
"[s]I miss Viv.[/s] Who?"
He should probably know his own sister a little better. Oops.
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[hider=Artemis Children]
| [color=palegreen]Tessa Galloway[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"Where the hell have I been all these years? Are some of these new?"
If he doesn't hang out with his sister that much, he doesn't have a chance with his first cousin.
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[hider=Demeter Children]
| [color=pink]Delilah Wells[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"Oh, her! Her I know. The cute midget. Yeah, she ain't that bad. Think she's in a class with my sister."
His priorities are skewed.

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[hider=Dionysus Children]
| [color=FF003F]Adachihara Kazuma[/color] ([color=008800]★[/color]} |
"With him around, I'm never gonna lose my way."
Dallas does fight him a lot, though. It blows off steam.

| [color=b83d55]Dustyn Flint[/color]  {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"I'm done answering these."
If she's Kaz's sister, she's probably pretty cool then.
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[hider=Hectate Children]
| [color=coral]Felicity Underwood[/color] {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"I don't talk to midgets."
Midget.

| [color=662d91]Alexander Reisender[/color]  {[color=ded16a]☯[/color]} |
"Alexander [i]Reisender?[/i] What is that, a fucking Count Olaf alias? How many of these people actually fucking go here?"
It's almost over, Dallas.
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[hider=Hephaestus Children]
| [color=1DA237]Zaheen Ibrahim[/color]  {[color=008800]★[/color]} |
"Theeere we go, finishing strong. Good lad, guards my nudes from evil. Needs to get outta my room when company's over and try to mingle a bit, though."
Zaheen will be Dal's greatest success one day.
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