[hider=Guy Lee's Heavily Edited S.H.I.E.L.D Profile][color=firebrick][b]E D I T E D  6/16/16[/b] - GUY LEE
[b]EDIT:[/b] okay this is guy speaking um this is so ruude? like how could you guys even write that without crying a tear. so i took it upon myself to edit a few of the stuff. like, for instance, actually putting my name in there (calling me subject is r00d you dickweasels). i also took it upon myself to make it a little more colorful and pretty and even put some more hotass pics of myself. your welcome. dickfaces.[/color]
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[h3][b]"[color=mediumseagreen][i]You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment.[/i][/color]”[/b][/h3]– [b]H E N R Y   D A V I D   T H O R E A U[/b]

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[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]F U L L  N A M E:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Guy Lee.
[sub][color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] Ich bin Guy Lee. Je suis Guy Lee. 俺の名前はガイ・リーです。 내 이름은 가이 리입니다.[/color][/sub][/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]A L I A S:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]None. Keiner. Aucun. なし。 없음.
[sub][color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] "What did you call me? Ah! That's so cute, call me it again! Ah, so cuuute~" - me, if you gave me a nickname #we could be bros[/color][/sub][/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]C O D E N A M E:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]A-Bomb
[sub][color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] i wanted to be called sparky sparky boom man but nooooo it's gotta be "professional" and apparently F-Bomb isn't an acceptable codename either. smh.[/color][/sub][/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]G E N D E R:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Male. Männlich. Mâle. 男性。남성.[/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]A G E:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Eighteen. Achtzehn. Dix-huit. 十八。십팔.[/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]E T H N I C I T Y:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Korean.
[sub][color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] you forgot Taiwanese and human, tyvm. i also want to take this time to thank my bullies who said aliens weren't real. you guys were wrong. suck my ass.[/color][/sub][/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]P L A C E  O F  O R I G I N:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Boulder City, Nevada[/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]S E X U A L I T Y:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Pansexual.
[sub][color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] no, I am not attracted to pans. but I will admit, pans [u]can[/u] get pretty hot! *badum-tss*[/color][/sub][/indent]

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[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]P O W E R S:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Leptokinesis - Molecular Manipulation[/indent]
[indent][indent]Through kinetic control, Guy Lee is able to control the movements and enhancements of molecules. This allows him to affect objects and people in multiple ways, depending on the way he manipulates the molecules in such people. It should be noted that Guy Lee’s abilities have not cultivated that far and he so far only possesses Molecular Combustion and it is unknown if he will ever gain the control over his powers in order to master other such techniques. As of this moment, Guy Lee has the barest amount of control over his combustion abilities and any spikes of his emotions may lead to serious and deadly consequences.

[color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] come on guys this is just plain mean like i have perfect control over my power. its not even cool cause i cant edit it without authorization (i knew i should have asked the other technokinesis dude and not this other guy...ugh the cute ones will be my downfall).[/color][/indent][/indent]
[indent][indent][indent][b][u]INFORMATION ON LEPTOKINESIS[/u][/b][/indent][/indent][/indent]
[indent][indent][indent][indent][b]Molecular Acceleration[/b]
By making the molecules reverberate at a speed in which the molecules become disordered, the subject can cause the object to heat up rapidly. Due to this heat, the power can cause a target to melt or ignite. 

[b]Molecular Combustion[/b]
By making the molecules speed up and create friction, an explosion can occur. Therefore, the subject can blow a target up.

[b]Molecular Deceleration[/b]
By slowing down the molecules, the subject can cause their surroundings to seemingly flow in slow motion.

[b]Molecular Immobilization[/b]
By slowing down molecules to the smallest movement, the subject can cause a target to remain motionless. [/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent]


[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]S K I L L S  O F  N O T E:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Guy Lee was added to SHIELD Academy more for his dangerous power than any particularly useful skills. However, there are a few that may fall under such a category.
[color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] oh [i]fuuuck [u]you[/u][/i].[/color][/indent][indent][indent][color=aquamarine]🌎[/color] Charisma[/indent][/indent][indent][indent][indent]Guy Lee has shown a rather charming and endearing personality that leads to others very easily bending to him when he asks for favors. While his charisma is of note, he does not show any leader abilities and only uses his persuasiveness to get cheap favors such as buying him a candy bar or answers to homework.[/indent][/indent][/indent]
[indent][indent][color=aquamarine]🌎[/color] Chemistry[/indent][/indent][indent][indent][indent]Guy Lee is very proficient in the field of science, most particularly Chemistry. He understands very well the workings of molecules and atoms - however, it should be of note that he is rather reckless when it comes to science experiments and his science subjects (mainly himself).[/indent][/indent][/indent]
[indent][indent][color=aquamarine]🌎[/color] Astronomy[/indent][/indent][indent][indent][indent]While there is nothing impressive about Guy Lee's knowledge of stars, he does pick up the history and culture of other planets quicker than most. Furthermore, his expertise has led him to have a couple navigational tricks under his belt and he demonstrates a sneakiness when he is paired with his telescope, showing small signs of a talent in espionage and long-distance spying.[/indent][/indent][/indent]

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[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]M E N T A L  E V A L U A T I O N:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]“Guy Lee is weird.”   [color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] i applaud myself. this was so poetic. like A+ Guy.[/color]

Such a simple statement to describe such a complex person.

Guy Lee is not weird, he is a person of paradoxes and a purity that confuses others. Guy acts as if he’s never seen the cruelty of the world; has never seen the point of a knife or the dip of a bullet hole, has never witnessed the sensuality between a couple that’s not a couple, has never had his back raked with the violent ends of gossip and lies. Guy Lee is a defender of humanity – not in the fantastical sense, but in the literal argumentative sense. While most others enjoy hiding their emotions under layers of misplaced cynicism and tiring sarcasm, Guy prefers to decorate his sleeves with the red of his heart. A hurtful lie has never slipped from his tongue, a pessimistic backlashing has never felt the softness of his lips, and deceit has never clawed its way from his throat. Guy Lee is a human being and lives his life honestly and carefree; in such a way, Guy is genuine. He never lies, and if he does, he does so to protect the feelings of others and the genuineness of his kindness makes up for the small white lie. 

Perhaps it’s because of such genuine nature that most are not surprised by his gullible and naïve being. As someone who trusts the capacity of kindness of human beings, Guy never expects others to have ill will towards him and never questions others’ intentions. Polite words spoken to him with the malice of a viper float over his head like beautiful clouds and he much rather smile and wave at such passing spoken thoughts than analyze them. He never questions the lies others speak to him, but instead believe that when two and two don’t go together, it’s his fault for misunderstanding. However, don’t mistake his naivety for inexperience. Guy knows the world of sex ([s]and enjoys it[/s]), he doesn’t mistake a one-night stand for a romance or a romance for a one-night stand. Guy understands the complexities of relationships – well, he may not know the actual complexities of relationships, but Guy knows that relationships have a complex nature and that is close enough. Furthermore, Guy is susceptible to being influenced by others, even if he knows it is a bad situation. He easily falls to peer pressure when it comes to alcohol, drugs, sex, and of the likes as he lacks the critical ability to analyze other’s intentions.

When it comes to interacting with others, Guy likes the light-hearted things. He hates unnecessary drama as it sits on his shoulders like a weight. Instead, Guy enjoys the little things in life – he lives for the moments in which friends just play together, pushing each other into lakes and telling cheerful, punny jokes that makes the whole group cringe. When lighthearted situations turn heavy, Guy is quick to change the subject or atmosphere – his best solution to everything is avoidance. Though he would like to be there for his friends when they are in need of advice, Guy is unable to give advice, and so he likes to distract people from their problems instead. If Guy is ever hurt by his friends, he would hide it from them and force himself to think that he was reading too much into the problem, that he’s overreacting. He does this until the tension builds behind his skin, burrowing in the cracks of his skull, and winding him up and up and up until someone breaks the dam and his frustrations and sadness is on display for everyone to see (though they probably saw it before hand, as Guy is terrible at hiding his feelings).

It is easy for Guy to make friends. He rather likes hanging out with others – when he’s by himself, he thinks too much – and it’s the driving force behind his every action to strangers. When Guy has his sights on someone he wants as a friend, he won’t stop until they acknowledge a friendship of sorts. He’s overly friendly and has a tendency to avoid personal space of others, or to be too physically comfortable with them in that he plants kisses on their cheeks or hugs them and clings to them. Guy is the type to demand phone numbers and friendly outings with a stranger rather than slowly ease someone into a friendship with him – he’d rather twist their arm (metaphorically speaking, of course) into being his friend than wait for them to come to him. In this way, Guy can be obnoxious. He doesn’t know when to stop and leave people alone; he’ll constantly badger someone until they make it abundantly clear that they want him gone. 

Guy’s fatal flaw is his impulsivity. He never thinks before he acts. This has led him astray many times – he has almost drowned, he has gotten accused of stealing (he thought that it wasn’t stealing if it was still on the store’s property and he wanted to do a science experiment damnit!), and many other unbearable situations for relatives and friends. Despite this major misgiving, Guy is rather confident in his personality and whole being. He knows that he’s good-looking, that he’s smart (when it comes to science), and that he has an attractive personality – but he is aware that he has limits (though he has no clue what those limits are, he knows they exist). He doesn’t care if people think he is weird because he likes aliens and ghosts and acts like a child, because at the end of the day – he has friends and he’s getting some ([i]plus he’s totally right ‘cause aliens do exist, guys. They do![/i]).
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[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]P H Y S I C A L  E V A L U A T I O N:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Guy has the type of face that, the more you stare at it, the more attractive he becomes. He’s of Korean descent (with a tad bit of Taiwanese in there as well). His skin is tanner than most and he is quite proud of it – he hates when his skin comes off as pale in pictures and videos as he prefers the natural tan he was born with (and has added more color to with the help of the Nevada sun). When it comes to his face, he has a nice jaw – not too soft, not too hard – and smooth cheek bones. His face is untouched by acne (or, at least, hasn’t been touched by the hands of hormones since his seventeenth birthday [sub]we don’t talk about how he breaks out when he is really stressed about school[/sub]). Guy’s nose is small and flat – nothing completely remarkable or unique. And he has dark eyes that are not completely black, but are more than the darkest of browns. Guy is guilty of applying guyliner, but fuck gender roles – he’ll do what he wants! When he was a child, his ears used to be so huge that he looked like Dumbo; he has grown into them a little bit. His ears are still a little bit big for his head, but he uses silver hoop earrings to distract from the size. The most striking feature on the canvas that is Guy’s face is his mouth. They possess a peculiar round figure and the upper is thicker than the lower; whenever he smiles, his mouth seems to form a rather odd shape that can only be described as a boxy grin – it’s weirdly charming and endearing.

There is no point in describing Guy’s hair – he has a tendency to change the color every week. It is originally a brown, not dark or light, and he sometimes recolors his hair as a sort of throwback tribute. He usually keeps his hair styled in a way that covers his forehead and eyebrows with nicely cut bangs. Hair maintenance is rather important to him because he dyes it so much and it should come as no surprise that he owns a rather expensive hair kit as well as the best of the best shampoo and conditioner. Guy has a masculine, deep baritone voice that tends to take people by shock. There are times when his voice pitches upwards when surprised or in pain, but his voice tends to show the wide range of his emotions and is rather raw with feeling. Guy smells like his coconut shampoo and conditioner, but there is a small hint of oolong tea and sharpies that clings to his clothes.

When it comes to fashion, Guy doesn’t like keeping himself defined to one style. He likes to mix it up every now and then – and his guilty pleasure is dressing up as high school stereotypes. There are weeks where he will be dressed like a rich son that belongs on a golf course, and other times like a jock that belongs in High School Musical. However, his favorite outfits tend to gravitate more towards an indie and punk looks. He alternates between John Lennon glasses and brown jackets to leather jackets and black skinny jeans. However, if he doesn’t plan to go anywhere, he enjoys chilling in plain t-shirts of various colors and regular jeans and a snapback.

Guy's body type isn't anything impressive. He's of average height, 5'11", and he has a lean body. He's not overly muscular, and he doesn't possess a six pack, but his stomach is rather attractive in that slightly defined way.

[color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] aka im hot af.[/color][/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]B I O G R A P H Y:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent]Guy Lee is a third generation Korean. Both his parents were born and raised in the United States; his mother, [url=http://media.giphy.com/media/3bRwjIJQsYjS0/giphy.gif]Mary Lee (nee Jeon)[/url], was raised in California by her Korean father and Taiwanese mother while his father, [url=https://justleeminjung.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/12345.gif]Godfrey Lee[/url], was raised in Georgia. There was an eleven year age gap between the two; Mary was twenty-four when they married while Godfrey was thirty-five. 

Hilariously enough, Godfrey and Mary married a day after meeting each other - in viva Las Vegas. Godfrey was there for his [i]own[/i] bachelor party while Mary was visiting with her friends as a college graduation celebration. They happened to get blackout drunk and woke up the next morning with ring pops on their fingers. Of course, the next course of action would have been a quick divorce - but Mary may have gotten knocked up on their  “honeymoon” ([i]a week after they filed for divorce, Godfrey was dumped by his fiance and so Mary decided on throwing him a spontaneous honeymoon party consisting of the two, bad romance movies, and lots of booze; [b]things may have escalated[/b][/i]). Being the traditional man he was, Godfrey refused to go through with the divorce because he wanted to support Mary and he did not want another man to be a father to his child. Mary was young, fresh out of college, and shunned by her parents for her rash actions; Godfrey was the only thing keeping Mary and her unborn baby off the streets. Of course they fell in love after a while, as people are wont to do, and four years after Guy was born, they had another child. This time, a girl, named [url=http://38.media.tumblr.com/698cf40b5f473a6ce75d15dc883d8860/tumblr_n9vr7jSozJ1qibiyao5_500.gif]Missy[/url].

Guy grew up in the loving arms of a wonderful, free family. The family was made through unconventional means and so they seemed to embrace unconventional traits in their child. When Guy wanted to go ghost hunting, Mary Lee bought a huge butterfly net for him to catch the ghosts - though Godfrey was adamant that a butterfly net wouldn’t work (he claimed that a jar would work better, but Mary held fast that a butterfly net was the way to go). Guy and Mary were particularly close; at night, Mary would tuck Guy in and read him stories about weird mysterious disappearances linked to aliens and supposed UFO sightings. When Guy asked his mother why she liked aliens so much, she told him the story of his conception dream. In East Asian cultures, there is a belief that a soon-to-be mother or close relatives of the mother will have a dream before the baby is [b]ahem[/b] made or even the day of the conception. In such a dream, called a Tae Mong in Korea, fruits and animals are said to appear and, depending on what appears in the dream, that is the gender of the baby. The night of Guy’s conception, Mary had a dream of cranes, golden combs, persimmons, and small snakes made of jewels - something about her wandering in a forest? - and then a UFO crashed where Mary made contact with extraterrestrials! Ever since then, Guy was obsessed with aliens as well. He even tried to get Missy to go searching for ET with him (she refused; she was more of a doll and dinosaur kind of girl, like her father).

Unfortunately, families can’t always live in peace and happiness. Guy was around twelve when his mother died in a car accident - Guy doesn’t remember much about it, he tries to block out the details as much as possible, but there was something about a car not looking before merging and accidentally colliding into his mother’s car. She freaked and tried to control the car, but only made it worse, and the car eventually flipped - there might have been fire if Guy tries to think of it. Because, Guy distinctly remembers feeling a heat grazing his cheek and his mother screaming in the front of the car as a hand tried to reach for him. Guy had been a bit dazed at the time, he had been asleep in the backseat when it happened and everything happened in flashes, like snapshots and pictures. Flash - there’s a car - flash - why is he upside down? - flash and blink - is he dreaming? - flash - why does his foot burn? Guy escaped the car alive, but his ankle was broken and his head split open (he had to have it stapled). His mother, however, had her spine crushed and she died later that night.

Of course his family was sad. For years, they were sad. Mary Lee was the love and joy of the family. Godfrey did his best to provide for his family, he made sure to spend more time than ever at home and there were weeks where he wouldn’t have his kids go to school at all - if that was for him or his children, no one can ever be sure. They spent their time watching documentaries on aliens and ghosts and shopping for beautiful butterfly nets and jam jars. However, Godfrey was still young in mind (not so much in body, he was forty-eight at this point). Missy and Guy weren’t that mad when he got remarried - to his ex-fiance, matter of fact. Her name was [url=http://media4.giphy.com/media/kVx5JZQRcUMCI/giphy.gif]Yael[/url] and she was a lawyer and originally from Israel before moving to Georgia with her parents at the age of thirteen. Yael tried to be a good mother figure to them, and made it perfectly clear she would never replace their mom (as if they didn’t know that). Despite being a slight control freak, something that did not completely meld with the relaxed Lee family, Guy tried his best to make Yael feel welcome in the family.

When Guy was sixteen, he had broken into his AP Chemistry teacher’s lab in school as a dare from his friends – and because he was, notably, bored and wanted to play with some chemicals. There he mixed multiple questionable chemicals with no labels together in an attempt to identify what they were – only a slight bubbling occurred to signify a reaction. Guy, mystified (leaving unlabeled chemicals around is a no-no), added a few more chemicals, labelled this time, in another attempt to identify the chemicals. When nothing happened, Guy smelled the concoction and, when the sweet aroma of cotton candy and soda entered his nose, Guy prayed to God and drank it. Which, in hindsight, was a bad idea. He felt fine at the moment and went home to go to bed. However, the next day Guy felt feverish and sickish and that’s when he told his step-mother what he had done the night before. His step-mother frantically rushed him to the hospital where multiple tests were taken, but the doctors could not detect any malicious or strange chemicals in his system and they released him with a couple of painkillers.

The next day, Guy was feeling better and decided to take his telescope out at night to look for UFOs at the park. At the park, a few guys from the basketball team destroyed Guy’s expensive telescope. In an enraged fit, Guy accidentally blew up a nearby tree with his now-active powers. Of course, no one could link the strange occurrence to him, and they shrugged the incident off as a lightning strike. However, SHIELD thought otherwise.

[color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] i added a few details here. and btw, my father was not an adulterer tyvm.[/color][/indent]

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[color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] i added this here information in case you guys wanna get to know me more (im talking to you, you sexy little secret agent). ;). i also enjoy long walks on the beach, hot make out sessions underneath the sunset when im not sweating like a pig, and im a capricorn. smoochie smoochie.[/color]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]H A B I T S   &   Q U I R K S[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent][color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] Picks apart his food before eating it
[color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] Takes pictures of all the stray cats he comes across and puts it in a scrapbook at home
[color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] Hunts for proof of existence of ghosts and aliens
[color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] His face tends to adopt a blank appearance when thinking really hard about something
[color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] Hates wearing sneakers into bathrooms (even public ones) so he carries around an extra pair of slippers
[color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] When people stare at him, Guy enjoys making weird faces at them - he refuses to take a picture where he is smiling and will [indent][indent]always pull some sort of facial bullshit at the last minute[/indent][/indent][color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] Always has a sucker in his mouth
[color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] Touches his lips when flirting
[color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] Licks his lips when satisfied or impressed with himself
[color=mediumorchid]👾[/color] Absent-mindedly color coding random things while preoccupied without realizing he is doing so[/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]L I K E S:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent][color=lightgreen]👍[/color] The Smell of Sharpies and Oolong Tea
[color=lightgreen]👍[/color] Horror Movies and Magic School Bus
[color=lightgreen]👍[/color] Bill Nye the Science Guy (BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!)
[color=lightgreen]👍[/color] Stacking Salt and Pepper Shakers ([sub]also licking salt[/sub])
[color=lightgreen]👍[/color] Lollipops (he likes the mysterious surprise dummies the most)
[color=lightgreen]👍[/color] Funnel Cake
[color=lightgreen]👍[/color] Languages (He enjoys learning German, French, and Japanese)
[color=lightgreen]👍[/color] Science (particularly chemistry but he won't say no to a little bit of physics)[/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]D I S L I K E S:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent][color=firebrick]👎[/color] The scraping of knives against plates
[color=firebrick]👎[/color] Sticking his feet out from under the covers
[color=firebrick]👎[/color] A stack of papers not properly stacked
[color=firebrick]👎[/color] Public Bathrooms
[color=firebrick]👎[/color] Anything dystopian, especially movies (he has faith in humanity!)
[color=firebrick]👎[/color] The smell of cookies (it makes him hungry)
[color=firebrick]👎[/color] Cheese (its so gross)
[color=firebrick]👎[/color] History (he can't remember names very well, so sue him!)[/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]F E A R S   &   P H O B I A S[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent][color=black]❌[/color] Vomiting: it doesn't feel good.
[color=black]❌[/color] Fire: primal instinct, duh. who does like fire? so what if Guy is scared of even candles [i]fire is fucking dangerous okay?[/i]
[color=black]❌[/color] Doctors: doctors are shady okay? they have all those drugs and they don't abuse it a little bit? ha! doubt it.
[color=black]❌[/color] Dolls: ever since his little sister inherited that old as fuck China doll from his great-great-grandmother, Guy has refused to sleep without his door locked [sub]he swears it watches him[/sub]
[color=black]❌❌❌[/color] Tokophobia: everyone has their irrational fears, Guy's just seems to be a little unorthodox; he's terrified of being pregnant and giving birth [sub]shh, doesn't matter if it's impossible it still shows up in his nightmares[/sub][/indent]

[color=Chartreuse]👽[/color] [color=lightseagreen][b]M I S C E L L A N E O U S:[/b][/color] [color=Chartreuse]👽[/color]
[indent][color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b]allergic to peanuts. ._.[/color][/indent]

[color=firebrick][b]EDIT:[/b] GUY LEE OUT *DROPS MIC* ALSO YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES.[/color]

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