[quote=@DarkwolfX37]
*Returns with a tray of hot tea and several types of cookies and crackers*
Alright. Now, seriously, what's the situation? I think I have a pretty good grasp on it but I want to make sure. Young one gives her side first. Everyone is welcome to tea and snacks. 
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Considering of all possible outcomes, this being the worst, I'd rather not. The only path that doesn't lead to my death is you letting me go without letting either of them out.