[quote=@Techspert]
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I could rig a contraption to drop a knife closer to my arm every five minutes I sleep in.
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That might work, but my suggestion still stands.
Also, if you can set it up to play at max volume, you should use this as one of your alarms.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdwze-Wj6_4[/youtube]