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[i]And henceforth upon the coming of Zande, our noble savage woneth ye olde tournament of champions and used the prize money to benefit ye olde local orphanage. Two days later he saved a friar falling from a foundry by wayeth of catching him with both arms.
HENCEFORTH did Zande then seeketh audience with the Rose Knights and made clear his aspirations, at the sameth time neatly inventing a believably heroic past for himself, in such a way that he was accepted.[/i]