[@VitaVitaAR]

By boat and horse, I've already said. How else, magic? 

[@knighthawk]

I do believe I'm familiar enough with my own character to decide how "flippant" he is. His motivations are for me and me alone to decide, and should have no bearing on the application. As for the coconut...

[youtube]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vTtcVfnZEo8[/youtube]

I rest my case. As for the weaknesses, I don't recall a weakness section of the application being required. It's not like he's superhuman, be creative.

Are we finally done?