[quote=@Ace of flames01]
<Snipped quote by unfallenangel>

Well I mean... I did threaten to shove it up his butt... 

Everyone just... lightly slap his face! XD 
[/quote]

This very quickly went from, ARE YOU OKAY!? DO YOU NEED HELP!? 

To 

SLAP HIM, SLAP HIM NOW!