"You'd be surprised at the sheer number of vicious plants out there," Jim replied, laughing. "Well, I understand. You're still young after all. There's so much you haven't seen! There's so much you haven't done! I was young much like you once. You see, I once had this friend named Chris. Now Chris wasn't someone you'd call morally upstanding. So one day he decides to steal a car belonging to . . ." Jim proceeded to tell a funny story about Chris stealing a celebrity's car, driving it on a high speed car chase with the police, and in the end going off a highway and crashing into an IKEA.