[i]"Sir, we've got a problem."[/i]
[b][i]"What is it?"[/i][/b]
[i]"...The General and the Lieutenants are... trapped."[/i]
[b][i]"Trapped where?"[/i][/b]
[i]"Under the leg of a pissed off female, sir."[/i]
[b][i]"...I'll proclaim them MIA."[/i][/b]

[@lovely complex] [@Altered Tundra] Told ya. ;)

EDIT: Also,
[img]http://i.imgur.com/nCqo4yw.png[/img]
([i]Translation: That subtle cry for attention[/i])