[quote=@Keksalot]
Oh boy, this guy is fucking awesome. Has he ever considered a permanent full-time job as a retainer for a higher power?
[/quote]

I think he would consider that to be an unsavory proposition. He's got a bit of a compulsive need for control, or at least enough of an illusion of control to combat the years of being under the thumb of his family. Of course, just because Luff doesn't like something  doesn’t mean I wouldn't gleefully subject him to it 😁