[quote=@RomanAria]
[@mdk] Oh dear, don't get eaten.
[/quote]

They wanted to ride my dogs. Which wasn't so bad -- dogs are faster than tiny children, so they handled it fine and only caused a couple hours of crying. But then the kids decided they wanted to try riding them again at night -- at 12AM, 1:30AM, 2AM, 3AM, and some more I can't remember -- while the dogs were asleep. In my bed.